A Woman’s Ultimate Wish List

I can imagine every man must lose a lot of sweat and sleep over buying their other half that perfect present for the various special occasions throughout the year; dating, birthday’s, Christmas, Valentine’s, anniversary’s and especially when they’re feeling guilty about something and the petrol station just won’t cut it! And after all, when you’ve been together for a while and she seems to have everything already then what is there possibly left to get? You know it’s never a good sleep when you’re in the dog house and as females we wait for any excuse to punish men because it gives us the ultimate power and opportunity to receive free gifts by way of an apology.

But never fear my good man, as I am here to be your guiding light, and selfishly drop the biggest hint to my fiance Luca, my loved ones and/or stalkers as to what I’d most deeply desire and the chances are your missus will love the same; that is so long as she has a pulse and isn’t made of rubber or filled with air. Ideally I’d say designer wins the day everyday hands down for special occasions, but if you’re on a budget, haven’t known her long, or don’t love her enough to spend that amount of money, you could quite easily find a high-street equivalent at a reasonable enough price or buy a fake off of ebay and spend the difference on your car! Ha! 🙂

So here it is, the Holy Grail of wish lists and the key to your girlfriends heart. Cherish it, protect it and never tell her that it wasn’t of your own accord; if you want to thank me, which I think you should, just send me one or all of these gifts x

What Women (aka I, me, now please!) Really Want

Products From Top Left To Bottom Right:

Christian Louboutin heels: £635.00 Lady Daf Kid
(Nude size UK7 please Luca)

Mulberry Tote Bag: £750.00 Small Hetty Hobo in black
(I can already smell it Luca)

Ivory Roses from Interflora – £46.99
(I promise I’ll act surprised if you have them sent to the house Luca)

Chanel J12 Watch in white £2,000.00 – £10,000 depending on amount of diamonds.
(£8000.00 is acceptable Luca)

Perfume
Prada pour femme 80ml £69.50
Armani Code 75ml £59.00
Carolina Herrera 212 Sexy 60ml
(All three please Luca)

Mac Cosmetics Giftcard
(I love it all!)

OPI Nail Varnish – Super Bass Shatter £10 – £20
(I definitely need more nail varnish Luca, 75 colours are not enough!)

Crest 3D White Intensive Professional Effects Whitestrips Teeth Whitening – prices range from £20 – £30 for a weekly treatment
(I’ve already bought these on your account Luca, thanks!)

Optimax Laser Eye Surgery £37 – £70 per month for 24months interest free credit @ £1,885 per eye maximum cost
(No more squinting at the cinema baby!)

HD Brows – £25 – £50
(Your eyes are the window to your soul!)

Botox Injections – £150 per session
(Because you wouldn’t want a crocodile for a wife Luca!)

Semi-Permanent Make Up
Eyebrow Enhancement £350 for both brows
Natural lip contour define £295 outline or £375 with blush shading
(Save my makeup on white pillows, it’s for the greater good Luca!)

Agent Provocateur Underwear
Mercy plunge bra in black £95.00
(32DD please Luca)
Mercy thong in black £75.00
(AP size 2 – UK8 please Luca)

White Gold & Diamond Stud 0.18carat Eclat Earrings £649.87 from 77 Diamonds (No Longer Available)
(My lobes are tingling already Luca!)

Lauren’s Way False Eyelashes – £6.95 per set
(Float like a butterfly baby!)

Champney’s Spa – from £159 per night
(Live young and beautiful!)

Lauren’s Way Glam Tan – £18.95 for 250ml
(Unless you’ve booked us a one way ticket to paradise I need a tan to cope with this cold weather!)